We’re all floating along the river of life… What color is your raft today? My raft is red today because I’m firedddddd up for what I’m about to tell you all. Lol I say you all like I have more than 12 followers… anyways I’ll start off with a little background. I feel like I … More What Color is Your Raft Today?
It’s been a hot minute but no worries Love Goggles wearers, I’m still here. As is seems everyone under the f*cking sun is getting engaged or poppin’ out kids left and right, I feel like we’re due for a discussion regarding the biggggg question every girl has been dying to hear since they first watched … More If You Like It, When Do You Put a Ring On It?
Clearly I’ve been kind of on a low lately, as evidence by my sappy last blog post, but have no fear, that bitch is dead and gone (this week.) So, in order to start this summer off with ~positive vibes~ I’m going to talk about the only thing that gets me through how effing horrible … More A Review: The Bachelorette
I’m not one to get sappy or sensitive, it’s not exactly my thing, but there’s a first for everything, right? And writing this helps me out so I don’t keep it bottled up inside and accidentally flip out on my mom or something lol. I’ve come to the conclusion that I think I am damaged. … More Too Good To Be True?
So recently I went to Las Vegas. It was a family trip, so it wasn’t as boujee as you’re probably thinking, although my best friend who now lives in Cali did join us, and she’s gotten to be pretty extra. We did A LOT in the four-ish days that we were there, and a lot … More A Review: 5 Girls Take Las Vegas
Okay folks I’m fired up about this one so sit back and relax while I vent about a topic that really bothers me. Like, to my core… Bitches. On. Instagram. So last week Notre Dame Cathedral caught on fire, an absolute tragedy. There have been millions of dollars donated to help fix the destruction that … More A Vent Sesh: Bitches Will Do Anything for the Gram
First off let me just say, I get it- sometimes you’re just not that into someone, and you don’t know how to politely let them down without shattering their heart into a million tiny pieces and dealing with the outrageous drama from their friends that comes after, likeeeee -unknowingly competing in stare-downs from across the … More Why is ‘Ghosting’ a Thing?
Okay boys, I’ve just about had enough of your poorly executed Instagrams. They’re embarrassing, and something need to be done. How in god’s name am I supposed to show my friends how hot you are, if your pictures are dated as far back as when Aaron Carter was a thing? It’s nonsense. I was trying … More A Vent Sesh: Boys Need Serious Help With Their Instagrams
Picture this: I’m scrolling through Instagram laying in my fuzzy ass bathrobe on my bed with @Addy_the_Wheatie, and I come across some hilarious meme captioned “I can’t tell if I like bad boys or I just hate myself.” I was laughing my ass off when I saw that because it’s honestly the realest shit I’ve … More A Vent Sesh: Do I Like Bad Boys, or Do I Just Hate Myself?
I’m always here for a good celeb scandal, but I feel personally pissed the F off about this one. In light of the Khloe Kardashian/ Jordyn Woods drama that has been taking over the god damn internet universe, I would like address to how f*cking stupid people are. Incase anyone lives under a rock, I’ll fill … More Don’t be a Jordyn Woods.