It’s been a hot minute but no worries Love Goggles wearers, I’m still here. As is seems everyone under the f*cking sun is getting engaged or poppin’ out kids left and right, I feel like we’re due for a discussion regarding the biggggg question every girl has been dying to hear since they first watched … More If You Like It, When Do You Put a Ring On It?
I’m not one to get sappy or sensitive, it’s not exactly my thing, but there’s a first for everything, right? And writing this helps me out so I don’t keep it bottled up inside and accidentally flip out on my mom or something lol. I’ve come to the conclusion that I think I am damaged. … More Too Good To Be True?
First off let me just say, I get it- sometimes you’re just not that into someone, and you don’t know how to politely let them down without shattering their heart into a million tiny pieces and dealing with the outrageous drama from their friends that comes after, likeeeee -unknowingly competing in stare-downs from across the … More Why is ‘Ghosting’ a Thing?
Okay boys, I’ve just about had enough of your poorly executed Instagrams. They’re embarrassing, and something need to be done. How in god’s name am I supposed to show my friends how hot you are, if your pictures are dated as far back as when Aaron Carter was a thing? It’s nonsense. I was trying … More A Vent Sesh: Boys Need Serious Help With Their Instagrams
Picture this: I’m scrolling through Instagram laying in my fuzzy ass bathrobe on my bed with @Addy_the_Wheatie, and I come across some hilarious meme captioned “I can’t tell if I like bad boys or I just hate myself.” I was laughing my ass off when I saw that because it’s honestly the realest shit I’ve … More A Vent Sesh: Do I Like Bad Boys, or Do I Just Hate Myself?
I’m about to address a hot topic for the millennial generation because I’m getting pretty effing fed up with this confusion with relationship titles. Let’s just jump right into it, shall we? If you’ve been in the dating game at all these five past years you’ve probably noticed the progression of relationships that start and … More To Everyone Abusing the ‘Talking’ Phase- Knock It Off
Remember in grade school when some annoying boy sat behind you in class and kept pulling your ponytail non-stop? And when you’re on your way home from your exhausting day of fifth grade, and you’re in the back seat of your family’s oversized Denali XL bitching your poor mother’s ear off about how aggravating this … More Are Boys Still Mean Because They Like You?
Due to the mushy-gushy overrated stupid a*s holiday that happens to be on this lovely Thursday, I think we should end the argument that every girl has with herself as the traumatizing month of February approaches, and you’re still single AF. Would I rather have a Valentine, or a Galentine? A Galentine is another girl(s) … More Valentine’s Day vs. Galentine’s Day
So you’re probably asking yourself, what are ‘Love Goggles?’ Well, to answer in the shortest terms, its basically a term describing when you’re in a constant goo-goo ga-ga– i’m obsessed with this guy I just met– I-wonder-if-my-first-name would-go-well-with-his-last-name state of mind. Which, in my twenty-two years of life, have found myself in wayyyy too much. … More What the hell are ‘Love Goggles?’