We’re all floating along the river of life… What color is your raft today? My raft is red today because I’m firedddddd up for what I’m about to tell you all. Lol I say you all like I have more than 12 followers… anyways I’ll start off with a little background. I feel like I … More What Color is Your Raft Today?
It’s been a hot minute but no worries Love Goggles wearers, I’m still here. As is seems everyone under the f*cking sun is getting engaged or poppin’ out kids left and right, I feel like we’re due for a discussion regarding the biggggg question every girl has been dying to hear since they first watched … More If You Like It, When Do You Put a Ring On It?
Clearly I’ve been kind of on a low lately, as evidence by my sappy last blog post, but have no fear, that bitch is dead and gone (this week.) So, in order to start this summer off with ~positive vibes~ I’m going to talk about the only thing that gets me through how effing horrible … More A Review: The Bachelorette
Picture this: I’m scrolling through Instagram laying in my fuzzy ass bathrobe on my bed with @Addy_the_Wheatie, and I come across some hilarious meme captioned “I can’t tell if I like bad boys or I just hate myself.” I was laughing my ass off when I saw that because it’s honestly the realest shit I’ve … More A Vent Sesh: Do I Like Bad Boys, or Do I Just Hate Myself?
Remember in grade school when some annoying boy sat behind you in class and kept pulling your ponytail non-stop? And when you’re on your way home from your exhausting day of fifth grade, and you’re in the back seat of your family’s oversized Denali XL bitching your poor mother’s ear off about how aggravating this … More Are Boys Still Mean Because They Like You?
Due to the mushy-gushy overrated stupid a*s holiday that happens to be on this lovely Thursday, I think we should end the argument that every girl has with herself as the traumatizing month of February approaches, and you’re still single AF. Would I rather have a Valentine, or a Galentine? A Galentine is another girl(s) … More Valentine’s Day vs. Galentine’s Day
So you’re probably asking yourself, what are ‘Love Goggles?’ Well, to answer in the shortest terms, its basically a term describing when you’re in a constant goo-goo ga-ga– i’m obsessed with this guy I just met– I-wonder-if-my-first-name would-go-well-with-his-last-name state of mind. Which, in my twenty-two years of life, have found myself in wayyyy too much. … More What the hell are ‘Love Goggles?’